Countryside eh?

• Suspension wrecking roads.
  
• Sheep mocking you whilst you're sitting on the loo.
  
• Odd looking spiders.
  
• Serial killer cat foreshadowing future events by bringing a baby bunny inside to play.
• Hayfever.
  
• Miles to nearest pub.
  
• No mobile phone reception.
  
• Moth flying into my eye whilst in bedroom.
  
• Bunny entrails found on the doorstep in the morning.

Nice place to visit but wouldn't want to live there. ;)

In all seriousness, I had a really nice relaxing weekend in the countryside at the father-in-law's, but I thought the above list made amusing reading. :D